[T-Pain:]

Hey hey, T-Swizzle T-Swizzle

And T-Pizzle T-Pizzle

[Taylor Swift:]

I'm like 8 foot 4

Blond hair to the floor

You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain't got a gun

No I never really been in a club

Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug

I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night

You out clubbing but I just made caramel delight

T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track

It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?

[T-Pain and Taylor:]

I had a dream last night

[Taylor Swift:]

I had high-top Nikes

I had

[T-Pain and Taylor:]

Diamonds in my mouth

And diamonds on my mic

[Taylor Swift:]

By the time I woke I was singing

[T-Pain:]

I'm on a boat

[Taylor Swift:]

'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper

[T-Pain:]

Shorty I'm a make ya

[Taylor Swift:]

Straight to the top, yo

[T-Pain:]

Shorty I'm a take ya

[Taylor Swift:]

You can call me T-Sweezy

Now I'm a rap star

[T-Pain:]

Hey, it's a thug story

Now tell 'em who you are

Singer turned gangster

[Taylor Swift:]

You don't wanna fight me

[T-Pain:]

Straight to the top

[Taylor Swift:]

In my extra small white tee

[T-Pain:]

T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track

It's a thug story now can you get with that?

[Taylor Swift (T-Pain):]

What, what, I knit sweaters, yo!

What, what, don't test me

Hey, hold on, hold on

I didn't even say anything

I didn't even s??(What?)

I said, "Yo."

(Yup)

You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything

I didn't swear

(She didn't even swear)

Hello? Ugh!